MY GUESTBOOK!

It's taken me a while, but I finally got my guestbook up and running the way I want it to!

So, listen. Thanks for checking out my little site here. I know it really doesn't serve any function other than for my own satisfaction and perhaps the entertainment of a few. But as useless as it is, it has taken me a while to put together (I know, I should find better things to do with my time, but well, this keeps me out of trouble and fulfills the creative need in me).

So all I'm trying to say here is that I would love it if you took the time to add to my guestbook and let me know that you popped by and checked it out. Can you do that for me? Even if I don't know you. You know you want to. Come on, you can say anything. I don't even care if it's hatemail. Anything will do! Go ahead.

A Rhinoceros horn is made out of keratin, a protein substance that your hair and fingernails are made out of, only through constant exposure to the sun, the oils dry from the tip downward, making it incredibly hard, while being very durable, as well as able to regenerate.

Gabe Bandel <http://www.amazon.com/Whats-What-Encyclopedia-Pointless-Information/dp/1843581302>
Austin, TX USA - Sat Jan 13 9:01:09 2007

*blank stare*

Uh huh.

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted
thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental
inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there.
Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage.
Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and
possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance.
For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

The Invisible Killer <http://www.dhmo.org/>
US - Tue Jan 9 14:48:04 2007

...right. Thanks for stopping by.

HEY! are you surprised?

Ness
b'ham, WA USA - Sat Dec 30 21:32:10 2006

Hi Shawn - A very good website. I can't wait for the blog! Will there be candid pictures?

Leila Mehkeri
Ottawa, ON CANADA - Sun Dec 24 14:05:00 2006

nice website shawn ;)

Lennart Schmidt <http://www.faulestudis.org>
Buedelsdorf, SH Deutschland - Fri Dec 22 12:19:37 2006

James Gregory Chilton

Turkey
Vancouver, BC CANADA - Sun Dec 17 17:28:53 2006

Follow the white Rabbitt, Shawn. You know the question just as I did... It's the question that drives us....

Rusty Bedsprings <http://www.ipeenightly.com>
Niagra Falls, ON CANADA - Fri Dec 15 16:34:54 2006

Can anyone spot the reference above? Hint: it's from a movie.

So yeah. On one hand, I'm glad people are actually taking the time to leave something for everyone to read and thus make my little guestbook here more interesting. But on the other hand, I fear that this incognito thing is going to be the trend when leaving messages. For the record, I would like to know who's saying hello at least! So come on... humour me.

And person, you spelled "Rabbit" wrong. And "Niagara."

You, sir, are ghey. Ghey, I tell you. This is why I assume you like such things.

HOT SHAVED TEEN DILDO PUSSY TEEN
CANADA - Thu Dec 14 0:13:33 2006

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, now here's a perfect example of what spam actually looks like. Hahaha... if you've ever paid attention to some of the subject lines of certain spam e-mails that people get, then I'm sure you can appreciate this person's "name."

I think I know who left this one... or rather, I kniht I wonk ohw tfel siht eno.

Have you N A M ?

Palmela Handerson <http://youwannafreak.com>
Hong Kong, China - Tue Dec 12 17:54:04 2006

Oohhh! My first spam! Or what appears to be spam, anyway. In fact, something tells me that this is not real spam. First, there's the funny "Palmela Handerson" joke name. Then there's the fact that youwannafreak.com doesn't even exist. Let alone the fact that this is just a dinky little site that real spammers would never even know about. No, someone - somebody I know, I'm sure - is having fun with me, I reckon.

You funny joker, you. Now fess up! Who are you?! Don't you come here and get my hopes up through false, staged spam! You phony. I'm an emotional wreck right now, because of you.

And, uh... what the hell are you talking about? Have I N A M? That doesn't even make sense.

Great site now where is the porn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DBII
North Royalton, OH USA - Tue Dec 12 14:16:42 2006

Shawn drinks his own pee.

Joe Brooks
Victoria, BC CANADA - Sun Dec 10 20:41:19 2006

Okay, this is obviously made up. Sure, it's funny, but we all know that I don't actually drink my own pee. Joe, however, makes it a habit to make trucker bombs. This is not made up. "Trucker bombs," in case you're not aware, is the term given to bottles of urine which are filled then discarded out the window while one is driving and cannot control one's bladder long enough to find an appropriate receptacle. Joe does this.

Thanks for your comment, buddy! :)

Wow Shawn!

This new site looks amazing! I'm really impressed with how much you've done in a short amount of time. Now where's the snowflakes?

Robert James Hannigan <http://snarf.voght.org>
Vancouver, BC CANADA - Sun Dec 10 18:33:54 2006

Here's your first comment, dumbass.

Shawn Wright <http://sgwright.live.spaces.com>
Victoria, BC CANADA - Sun Dec 10 18:04:21 2006