MORE ABOUT ME, YOU PRESS?

Well, for one, I guess, here's something that I've learned about myself from a very credible online source:

You Are Beer!
You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.

More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.

And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper.

But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!"